Like the worst kind of ex-partner, The Spy Who Dumped Me is vicious, unfunny and insanely obnoxious. Just like that ex then, this isn’t something you ever want to go back to; it's best to just move on - it ended for a reason.
With a lead actor who doesn't look too fussed whether he's there or not, you can't help but feel that the latest visit to the land of the yellow brick road could have been a little more magical.